Chi McBride Quotes (Page 5)
Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.
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Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
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Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.
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Emerson: Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
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Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
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Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
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Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
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Emerson: Dead people don't talk... usually.
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Emerson: If I wanted to mingle with a bunch of geeks wearing leotards, I'd have stayed in art school.
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Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!
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Total Quotes: 60
