Pushing Daisies Quotes (Page 3)
Olive: It’s from the Pie Hole from across the street, as in “Shut your.” But one sweet whiff and people usually want to “Open their.”
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November, 29th 2007Emerson: The truth ain’t like puppies, a bunch of them running around, you pick your favorite. One truth… and it has come a knockin’.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November, 29th 2007Emerson: Oh no, see, this is how it all ends. Some weird guy comes in saying stuff that don’t make no sense. And by the time your head realizes “Hey, this weird guy makes no sense,” your guts are all over the window.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November, 29th 2007Emerson: You ain’t lying. The only way you’re lying is if she asks the question, (imitates Chuck) “Hey, did you kill my father when you brought your mother back, which I didn’t know about because you never told me?” (normal voice) Don’t tell her.
• Vote for this Quote! • November, 29th 2007Chuck: Guess what day it is today.
Ned: World Hello Day.
Chuck: Oh, you finally put up my calendar of obscure holidays.
Ned: Yes, and Hola!
Narrator: Young Ned felt a gnawing pity growing in his stomach. As was tradition.
• Vote for this Quote! • November, 29th 2007Chuck: I have no doubt you could make mince meat of us. If you wanted more mince meat.
• Vote for this Quote! • November, 28th 2007Ned: Chuck, I killed your father.
• Vote for this Quote! • November, 28th 2007Olive: Oh, isn't it great we can joke? Now that we that we know that there's nothing going on between us and never was. It can be funny. I bet this sort of thing happens all the time between adults. Mixed romantic messages. In no time we'll be looking back and laugh until we wet the rug. Which we'll then want to shampoo. Couple times. Possibly three, depending on what we were drinking.
• Vote for this Quote! • November, 22nd 2007Emerson: Death by scratch-'n'-sniff. What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns?
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • November, 22nd 2007
