Recent Quotes (Page 15)
Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I don't know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: Well, it's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Narrator: And although he couldn't hear her, Ned suddenly wanted to tell her everything. Pet peeves and favorite foods, his fears, his dreams, and all the pure joy she had brought into his life.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: Can you help us get out of these body bags?
Olive: Sure.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: Dead people don't talk... usually.
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Chuck: You love secrets. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Shotgun!
Ned: Chuck!
Chuck: I hate the back.
Ned: Dead. Again. Forever.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Emerson: If I wanted to mingle with a bunch of geeks wearing leotards, I'd have stayed in art school.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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