Recent Quotes (Page 14)
Chuck: One of these dummies is not like the others.• Episode: Dummy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: We'll cushion the blow.
Ned: Not a big fan of the blow.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Chuck: Isn't that what a PI is supposed to do, investigate? Isn't that the fun part?
Emerson: The fun part is counting my money in the bubble bath.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: Did I say "can" because I swallow my consonants sometimes? Can't... N'T... come in.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Emerson: You don't know nothing about about her, except she had soft lips when she was 10.
Ned: That should be enough.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: This is such a small cheese box.
• Episode: Dummy • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: Can we not say kill? I touch them again and they return to how they were meant to be.
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Chuck: I’ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud. How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? Wouldn’t that be poetic? Certainly an anecdote.
• Episode: Pie-lette • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first
• Episode: Pie-lette • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
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