Recent Quotes (Page 12)
Narrator: In that moment, Chuck was holding the Pie Maker's hand, if only by proxy.• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vivian: A bird with gossip. How exciting.
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Ned: I can't catch her, Emerson.
Emerson: Can't suck on her toes, neither. Some women like that.
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Emerson: Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I need to drink it. Wait... yes it does.
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Emerson: It's dead. And it's a bird. It's diseased.
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Chuck: You do realize that bee keeping within city limits is completely illegal?
Ned: Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care.
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Ned: I made a choice and I'd do it again. I let Lawrence Schatz die and if i was faced with that choice right now I would make the same choice. You could put me in a loop and I'd make the same choice every time, that's how confident I am that it was the right choice for me to make. I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person, but... I'm not sorry that you're alive.
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Chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stucked, but I can still reach my gun
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Narrator: The pie maker considered the choices he made that brought him to this very moment. A moment that may be his last... the irony of being struck down by the man who murdered the twin of the man he killed, was not lost on the pie maker. Also not lost: his agility
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Alfredo: Might I make an observation?
Olive: Compliment or criticism?
Alfredo: A neutral thought I would say. It's not a compliment nor critical.
Olive: Neutral thought, gives me pause!
Alfredo: Neutrafully this portion of the conversation but I do have complimentary observation as part of a followup discussion, which I intend to headline with an offer to repair your espresso machine.
Olive: What's your neutral thought?
Alfredo: You seem decidedly unhappy.
Olive: I haven't decided that!
• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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