Pushing Daisies Quotes (Page 11)
Ned: What did you say it was, besides mysterious?
Emerson: I have not yet expressed my opinion.
Ned: Would you care to express it now?
Emerson: My opinion is you need to take a coupon for this conversation and redeem it at another date.
Ned: I want to use my coupon now.
Emerson: Redeem it tomorrow. There's somebody in the county fridge you need to talk to.
Ned: Why are you still talking?
Emerson: I'm rippin' off the Bandaid!
Ned: I'm not a ripper, I pull up a corner a little at a time and then run it under warm water and I pull it up a little more. It's a process.
Emerson: I need to chat with Lawrence Schatz before he goes into the ground. Tomorrow.
Ned: I'm not going back to that funeral home. It's returning to the scene of a crime, that's just sloppy.
Ned: (to Lawrence Schatz, about being the reason he died) I'm sorry for what I did. It was mostly on accident, but partially on purpose. However inadvertent, I'm sorry I did it. That's all.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007Ned: Louis Schatz is a big fat liar. And I say fat in reference to his size as a liar, not as a judgment of his physical appearance.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007
Ned: Of course you did. Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It's the best anyone can do
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.
Olive: (about Chuck) I could smell trouble on her like she stepped in it and it stuck to her heel.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007Ned: You framed someone for murder, you ass!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 17th 2007Chuck: You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 17th 2007
