The Fun in Funeral Quotes (Page 3)
Chuck: It's nice to get things back.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
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Emerson: Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
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Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
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Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
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Total Quotes: 25
