Dummy Quotes
Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
Chuck: I don't know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: Well, it's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
Narrator: And although he couldn't hear her, Ned suddenly wanted to tell her everything. Pet peeves and favorite foods, his fears, his dreams, and all the pure joy she had brought into his life.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 11th, 2007Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
Ned: Can you help us get out of these body bags?
Olive: Sure.
Emerson: Dead people don't talk... usually.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007Chuck: You love secrets. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007Chuck: Shotgun!
Ned: Chuck!
Chuck: I hate the back.
Ned: Dead. Again. Forever.
Emerson: If I wanted to mingle with a bunch of geeks wearing leotards, I'd have stayed in art school.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007Ned: What's great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find bugs. I say "no" to knowing.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007
