Olive: But I like my belongings. That's why they belong to me.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vivian: It was her father's. I'm sure it's teeming with fungus and microscopic bugs that feed on flakes of human skin, but she was fond of it.
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Emerson: I'm goin' dose the both of you with a dose of shut-the-fudge-up.
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Ned: What if someone from Betty's Bees finds out you're a spy?. Spying is a lot like sabotage in that they kill you for it. That's what you do with spies and saboteurs-you kill them. And you don't feel bad, because they're spying and sabotaging
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Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face, because he didn't even have one? What if there's a whole beefolk society who walk around shaped like people?
Ned: You're thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?
Chuck: Yeah.
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Chuck: Poor Kentucky. What a horrible way to die. Thousands of little stingers stinging you.
Olive: Like little stinging secrets that don't just sting you once. They keep stinging you until you're bloated and filled with pus. Who wanted a la mode?
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Lily: This place knows things about me nobody knows.
Olive: Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by "cabbage patch," I mean your lady parts.
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Olive: These nuns aren't my people. Unless you're telling me "flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.
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Olive: I spent so much time praying, I've run out of things to say. I'm having awkward silences with God!
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Olive: Forgive me, Father, for I'm gonna file a police report for all my worldly possessions.
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