Ned Quotes (Page 4)
Ned: You framed someone for murder, you ass!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 17th, 2007Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?
Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
Chuck: I don't know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: Well, it's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
Ned: Can you help us get out of these body bags?
Olive: Sure.
Chuck: Shotgun!
Ned: Chuck!
Chuck: I hate the back.
Ned: Dead. Again. Forever.
Ned: What's great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find bugs. I say "no" to knowing.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007Chuck: We'll cushion the blow.
Ned: Not a big fan of the blow.
