Ned: Emerson needs me.Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that.
• Episode: Circus Circus • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: You didn't sleep well.
Ned: It was deep and perfect, like a nap in the backseat of a car after a day at the beach.
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Ned: What if someone from Betty's Bees finds out you're a spy?. Spying is a lot like sabotage in that they kill you for it. That's what you do with spies and saboteurs-you kill them. And you don't feel bad, because they're spying and sabotaging
• Episode: Bzzzzzz • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face, because he didn't even have one? What if there's a whole beefolk society who walk around shaped like people?
Ned: You're thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?
Chuck: Yeah.
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Ned: I could have been swarmed in my underwear.
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Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?
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Emerson: I'm a father.
Ned: As in a priest?
Emerson: As in a man... with a daughter.
• Episode: Corpsicle • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: But do you hate me?
Chuck: I have to hate you a little, just for a little while. But I can’t do that if you stay
Ned: I don’t want you to hate me, I’ll stay.
Chuck: If you stay, I’ll just end up hating you more. Just go.
• Episode: Corpsicle • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Coroner: My niece gave me this sweater.
Emerson: That thing’s uglier then a chipmunk’s ass.
Ned: He means the sweater, not your niece.
• Episode: Corpsicle • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: Do you know you have a "tell" when you lie?
Olive: Do I?
Ned: You answer questions with questions.
Olive: Maybe I know I have a tell and I know you know I have a tell and maybe I'm doing it now to confuse you because you don't know what tell I'm telling.
• Episode: Corpsicle • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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