Emerson Cod Quotes (Page 4)
Emerson: Hand up!• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Chuck: We're like everyone else in the world.
Ned: Except I still can't catch you.
Emerson: We're taking two cars next time.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Emerson: I checked in with my people at the prison.
Chuck: You got people? That's so neat.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ned: I can't catch her, Emerson.
Emerson: Can't suck on her toes, neither. Some women like that.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I need to drink it. Wait... yes it does.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Emerson: It's dead. And it's a bird. It's diseased.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stucked, but I can still reach my gun
• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: What did you say it was, besides mysterious?
Emerson: I have not yet expressed my opinion.
Ned: Would you care to express it now?
Emerson: My opinion is you need to take a coupon for this conversation and redeem it at another date.
Ned: I want to use my coupon now.
Emerson: Redeem it tomorrow. There's somebody in the county fridge you need to talk to.
• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: Why are you still talking?
Emerson: I'm rippin' off the Bandaid!
Ned: I'm not a ripper, I pull up a corner a little at a time and then run it under warm water and I pull it up a little more. It's a process.
• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Emerson: I need to chat with Lawrence Schatz before he goes into the ground. Tomorrow.
Ned: I'm not going back to that funeral home. It's returning to the scene of a crime, that's just sloppy.
• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 60
