Recent Quotes (Page 8)
Narrator: Wondering why her kiss with the pie maker went unmentioned, Olive attempted to mention the unmentionable.• Episode: Bitches • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: They were all breeders too.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Dog breeders.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Ain’t nobody making nothing for their polygamy cult.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: Ned and I have been together for a very long time. We’re intimate. But it’s the appropriate human-canine sort of intim
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Emerson: I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles. But their money is a lot easier.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I love a good "although."
Olive: Me too.
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Emerson: That girl dropped a bomb in your sub-conscious with her saliva.
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Chuck: were you watching me sleep?
Ned: No... yes... well, I was waiting for you to wake up and in the process of waiting I was, yes, watching you sleep.
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Olive: Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Emerson: Why should I care about a dude that sells fur coats?
Olive: Not a furrier, a ferrier. Heir.
Emerson: Fair-rier?
Olive: It's a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.
Emerson: Don't try to act like that's a word everybody knows.
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Emerson: What did you compete about?
Olive: Promise you won't laugh?
Emerson: No.
Olive: I used to be a professional horse jockey.
Emerson: Hahahaha! (mimics riding a horse) Hahahaha!
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Emerson: There's a legless skeleton of a horse in John Jacobs tomb, and Olive knows you're dead.
Chuck: First of all, huh? And secondly, Olive thinks that I faked my death which is completely different to knowing that I'm dead.
Emerson: Yeah, different like purple and mauve.
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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