Recent Quotes (Page 5)
Vivian: I think it's brave to try to be happy.• Episode: Smell of Success • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Emerson: "Someone in love is like a gangsta. They be like, 'Oh baby, you bleeding. How did that happen?' while they're hiding the razor in their weave."
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Chuck: Four wives? That's just greedy!
Olive: And intriguing.
Emerson: Some people like vanilla, some like chocolate, others like their Neapolitan.
Ned: I like Neapolitan.
Emerson: Then you'd do well as a polygamist: one woman to have, one woman to hold.
Ned: Why? Why would you do that? For the record I'd make a horrible polygamist. I'm easily distracted, I wouldn't know where to focus..
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: The only reason I didn't tell you is because it didn't mean anything. Lots of stuff happens in the course of a day that I don't bother sharing. For instance, yesterday's four-berry pie was actually three and a half because I ran out of cranberries. I didn't tell you that.
Chuck: Actually you did. You asked if orange counted as a berry and I said it didn't, but no one had to know but us.
Ned: I like that you said "us."
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: You're the only one for me.
Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want, there's things we both want.
Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff. We wake up everyday with a list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy.
Chuck: What do you need to be happy?
Ned: You.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 • Permalink
Ned: I had a sexy dream about Olive last night and I'm sure it was influenced by a reality-based kiss. By the road. You know...
Emerson: There is no way for this conversation to be anything but awkward for me.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Olive: That's the most tragic story I've ever heard. Notwithstanding the big ticket items like genocide and famine, but tragic nonetheless.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Chuck: (to Ned) I'm going to hug Digby and pretend that he's you.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Narrator: Wondering why her kiss with the pie maker went unmentioned, Olive attempted to mention the unmentionable.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: They were all breeders too.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Dog breeders.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Ain’t nobody making nothing for their polygamy cult.
• Episode: Bitches • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 163
