Recent Quotes (Page 14)
Ned: You framed someone for murder, you ass!• Episode: The Fun in Funeral • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.
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Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.
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Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?
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Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
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Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.
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Chuck: It's nice to get things back.
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Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
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Emerson: Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
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Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
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