Recent Quotes (Page 12)
Chuck: We're going to heaven.Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.
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Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?
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Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
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Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.
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Chuck: It's nice to get things back.
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Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
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Emerson: Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
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Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
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Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
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Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
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Total Quotes: 163
