Recent Quotes (Page 10)
Olive: Tell Ned I love... his pies.• Episode: Girth • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vivian: I don't know how we survived without it. It's like a sex addiction... I'd imagine.
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Chuck: If you think about it, we've already been murdered once. How many dogs and people can say that?
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olive: Maybe John Joseph faked his death. People do that all the time.
Emerson: No, they don't.
• Episode: Girth • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: Think of it as an escrow. Between my thighs.
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olive: What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olive: Ned hates Halloween, you know. Makes him moodier than a pumpkin full of PMS.
• Episode: Girth • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Emerson: (to Ned) Your thing is waking up dead people. My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Emerson: (about Lefty) That one-armed bitch was speedy
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: Care to dance?
Chuck: Yes, please.
• Episode: Pigeon • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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